Do my ears deceive me?

Has TalkSport gone fecking mad and starting making up bizarre news items?

United are in talks with Michael Owen.

If it is actually ‘Michael Owen’ the ex-footballer, then the world has gone mad and so has SAF (Sir Alex Ferguson) or should that be ‘Sure Ain’t Funny’.

At his best he was an average player and is now very slow. I’m now talking about both of them!

This is making United a laughing stock (which used to be the joke about City’s new Gravy product!) and I’ll never forget or forgive the little shit for trying to do Schmeical years ago when he got sent off.
(of course I never did anything like that when I was playing?)

This is not a good move and I don’t want him at United. HE IS NOT A UNITED PLAYER!

If they do sign the boring little England shite, then I wish they’d done it BEFORE I’d paid for the fecking season tickets. I really can’t see myself at Old Trafford cheering when Berbatov has given him a chance from 1 yard and he scoops/bobbles/scuffs it into the net like Andy Cole (who was a better player than the Wirral Wanker but not as good as Ole)

I didn’t mind paying to watch Tevez. At least he hasn’t gone to Liverpool. He was pissed off about his treatment by SAF and I agree with him.

He’ll hopefully play for City and do very well but they’ll win feck all ‘cos it takes time to build a defence and they haven’t got one.

I’m lost for words. Is it April 1st Fools Day?

I just hope it’s the gutter press taking the piss.

Till next time.

Crutch Amnesty
(In a dream world- I hope)

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There is no hope for football in the wonderful UK(heavy sarcasm). Mike Riley might have now retired (Hurrah!) BUT he has been put in charge of all the referees.

DISASTER! If he influences ALL the referees the way he used to operate then every game we watch will be like watching paint dry - painful!

It’ll be whistle - lecture someone- whistle - lecture someone- book someone-bring a free kick back (I don’t do advantage-whistle - lecture someone - book somebody else - give a penalty that isn’t one ‘cos I missed one earlier - send someone off - lecture both dug outs - smile all the time cos I’m a complete twat!

You get the picture. from a spectators viewpoint Football was already dying; this is just another nail in the coffin.

I say ’spectator’ ‘cos there aren’t many fans left. There are too many tossers who just go to Old Trafford to watch with arms foilded; miss 20 minutes of the game both sides of half-time, just for a coffee and pie; miss 10 minutes as they leave early - why fucking bother!

Or maybe I’m the tosser for trying to be a fan!

Till Next Time

Crutch Amnesty
(Depressed webmaster)

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